INVISIBLE BOOK SHELF WTF OKAY [WANT]

Sometimes I want things, but sometimes these things I want are sold out and sometimes also these things I want are rather expensive and also sometimes these things I want actually would have nowhere to go in my room BUT EFF DAMNIT I WANT ONE

Ceci n'est pas un livre is what the shelf says. GENIUS. IS GENIUS. BUY FOR ME NOW PLZ.

Can buy for me here

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OHMYGOD I NEED 8 MILLION DOLLARS STAT [WANT]

okayokayokayokayokayokay, so there is gonna be a Lost prop auction and I DONT THINK I'VE EVER BEEN SO EXCITED TO SPEND MONEY

I mean, I'm not gonna, cause I'm a bajillionaire, but listen, some rich people, like Steve Guttenberg, spend their money on fine wine and art (Party Down reference - check!) and other people, like the professionals we know and spend time with, spend it on collectibles. But there has to come a point where one stops wanting to spend money on art prints and want the original. Stop buying replicas and get the one and only.

HERE ARE SOME ONE AND ONLYS I WOULD LIKE

#1 AND MOST IMPORTANT

ALSO THIS ONE IS QUITE IMPORTANT

If you don't know what these are, you're not a true Lost fan and our friendship is over. OVER. WHICH ONES DO YOU WANT THE MOST?!!?!?
Click here for the complete catalog.

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Real Princesses Pack Heat [SWAG]

Ladies! Do you take offense at being thought of as a damsel in distress? Are you tired of waiting around to be saved? Well EFF THAT NOISE. We agree with you!

 This design is now available in our CafePress store! Did you know we have a CafePress store? We totally do. Anyway, this design (sans watermark) is available as both a sassy white tank and an organic blue or pink tee. We kinda dig it.

And I made it and stuff, so that's neat too.

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Get Clean The Geeky Way [Want]

Yes, you see right. That's some badass Star Trek soap right there. And the fun doesn't end with that!

I KNOWS, RIGHT?!?!!?!? Plus they're all like under 5 bucks, which is some kind of magical. I think Ima get a nintendo and a batman and a star trek and a star wars and YOU CAN'T STOP ME, SMEE. DON'T TRY TO STOP ME.

Buy zem for yourself here.
Hat Tip: @GenJadeShade

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Greatest So Say We All Shirt Yet [T-Shirt Of The Day]

How the eff did this fly under all of our radars? Did someone post about this and I just missed it in the insanity that was last week? From the guys over at Hijinks Ensue, who brought you this:

Comes this new shirt, commissioned by Olmos Productions to:

commemorate the historic meeting between the cast of Battlestar Galactica and delegates from the United Nations in Geneva, Switzerland in April of 2009 in which an impassioned speech from Edward James Olmos (Admiral William Adama) resulted in the UN reconsidering its stance on using the word "race" as a cultural determinant.

Um. So. Yeah. It's $20 and you can buy it here. If you're not considering buying it, I doubt your standing as a true Battlestar Galactica fan. In fact, IS ANYONE ELSE SORT OF TEARING UP RIGHT NOW? No? Just me? Cool.

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What's This? Oh, Just My SWORD UMBRELLA [Want]

This has want written all over it. Wantwantwantwant. How cool would this be?! To walk around New York City with what looks like an effing BROADSWORD on my back, scaring the bejesus out of everyone who passes by. But then when it rains - HA-HAH! Sword Umbrella to the rescue. Badass badass. It's available on ThinkGeek for $40 and I'm really tempted, guys. I already have sword fights with my umbrellas while waiting for the subway. This would ensure my victory every time! AH! WANT!

[The Daily What]

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