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Friday, 6 January 2012

Muse's Top Ten Movies of 2011

Posted on 15:57 by jackson

Honorable Mentions: Warrior, Pina, Kid with a Bike, The Adventures of Tintin, The Trip, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, The Descendants, Beginners, 50/50, Rango, Tree of Life, Drive


Definitely spoilers, at least in the Favorite Scene sections!
10. Tie: Girl With The Dragon Tattoo & War Horse (dir. David Fincher & Steven Spielberg)
Whaaat?! I know, outrageous! But for realsies. While Tattoo is not Fincher’s best and War Horse is not Spielberg’s best, both films demonstrate why the two men are masters at what they do and I loved each. War Horse is Spielberg’s old fashioned epic, paying tribute to one of his own favorite directors, John Ford, and he achieves the schmaltzy tear jerking results of this horse’s story in a completely genuine way. I was swept away and an experience that strong shouldn’t be discounted. Fincher elevates a fairly pedestrian murder mystery with a dark sensuality and the moody, raw precision he always brings to the table and creates an energy between Rooney Mara’s Lisbeth and Daniel Craig’s Mikael that make their scenes together crackle. Mara is a revelation and her Lisbeth is the heroine I’ve been waiting for.
Favorite Scene: Lisbeth takes her clothes off and tells Mikael what’s about to happen. She continues on the path towards claiming her power by claiming her sexuality and Mikael is drawn to her intensity as much as we are.
Favorite Scene: Wire cutter scene. Wire. Cutter. Scene.

9. Footnote (dir. Joseph Cedar)
From AFI Wrap Up:
As a Jew who went on birthright this year, I have no qualms about calling this movie, Israel’s official foreign language selection for the Oscars, one of the most delightfully Jewish pieces of fiction I’ve seen in years. It’s witty, intelligent, moving, and riddled with guilt and inferiority complexes. This story about a father and son, Professor Shkolnik and Professor Shkolnik, who both work at Hebrew University in Jerusalem studying the Talmud, asks the question, when does a role model become a rival and the student become the competition? It presents the theory that in a battle of egos, he who realizes humility first is always the winner. Expect your loyalties to fly all over the place in this smart, whimsical, and ultimately tragic intellectual comedy from acclaimed director Joseph Cedar. Inventive storytelling, a jaunty score, and top-notch performances help elevate an already brilliant script (it won the Screenplay award at Cannes) to even greater heights. To delve too much into the specifics of why this tale is so riveting would be to give too much away, but it’s an absolute must-see.
Favorite Scene: It involves Uriel (the younger Shkolnik) and a tiny room full of scholars and a lawyer, and is one of the only sequences in the entire film where the score drops out completely.
8. Young Adult (dir. Jason Reitman)
A film I wasn’t expecting to make it onto my top anything, due to the fact that I tend to dislike both Jason Reitman and Charlize Theron. But leave it to Diablo “Jennifer’s Body is highly underrated and I love it” Cody to bring them together in a fashion as exciting as Young Adult. I’ve encountered more people who hate this film than perhaps any of the smaller divisive movies this year, and that’s the way it should be. The protagonist, if one can even call Theron’s Mavis Garry that, is an awful human being, and represents all that we keep repressed (and for good reason). Whether or not people this awful actually exist is beside the point. The whole movie is one ballsy choice after after, one tip of the hat and then slap in the face to every cliche that could exist in a film like this, and climaxes with one of the most upsetting scenes on the big screen this year when Mavis has a conversation with someone stuck in the same arrested development that she is (played fantastically by Collette Wolfe) and we see her grip on the doorknob to reality slowly start to loosen. We see the hero’s journey on the screen all the time, but how often do we see the hero take the journey and get talked out of learning anything from it? Controversial, and to many a poor choice, to me, was exciting and fresh, and has stuck with me weeks and weeks after seeing the film.
Favorite Scene: At the child’s naming ceremony, we find out why Buddy and his wife have been so nice to Mavis.
7. The Loneliest Planet (dir. Julia Loktev)
From AFI Wrap Up:
The winner of the Grand Jury prize at AFI, and for good reason, this story about the notion of what is masculine and feminine and the roles their fluctuation plays in our lives and relationships connected with me on a deep and immediate level. Nica (the charming Hani Furstenberg) and Alex (Gael Garcia Bernal) are on a backpacking trip together in the Republic of Georgia, happily engaged to be wed. She is goofy yet tough, he is strong yet caring, and they are the picture of perfection. While in the mountains with their tour guide, Dato, a moment occurs that is so small, so brief, so fleeting that if you look down at the wrong time you *will* miss it, but a moment so powerful that it dramatically alters the dynamic of this perfect couple, perhaps forever. Guilt, shame, resentment, and passive aggression swallow the second half of the movie, a sharp contrast from the light, adventurous beauty of the first half. A landscape which at once seemed so freeing and filled with potential becomes claustrophobic and uncomfortable. A film like this, with little dialogue and almost no action, could have easily crashed and burned in lesser hands, but Loktev’s confident direction has you completely enraptured, aching for a satisfying resolution but unsure if one could ever be possible. In a year filled with films about the huge ramifications of something tiny (A Separation, Margaret), The Loneliest Planet got to me the most.
Favorite Scene:  Directly after the “incident,” Nica and Alex walk on opposite sides of the screen, a range of emotions hanging in the air, the only sound to speak of coming from the repetitive plodding of their shoes in the muddy terrain.

6. The Skin I Live In (dir. Pedro Almodovar)
My favorite of Almodovars oeuvre, this mad scientist tale about power and identity with a B horror movie spin immediately entered my top ten the moment it ended. Beautifully stylized and disturbing in all the right ways, this is not only one of the best by Almodovar, but it also manages to comment on our expectations of him while combining many of the themes and motifs he holds so dear. The first half of the film, he takes great care to convince us he might be headed one way, a way we would expect, and then turns our expectations so on their head, it’s a type of shocking I didn’t know existed. One of many films this year that deals with the relationship between father and daughter and mother and son, but the only one featuring synthetic skin, most beautiful woman in the world, Elena Anaya, Antonio Bandares scaring the bejesus out of me, wardrobe by Gaultier, and perhaps my favorite score of the year by Alberto Iglesias, stop whatever you’re doing and go find it now before it leaves theaters.
Favorite Scene: We are simultaneously relieved and horrified to discover Vera is not Dr.Ledgard’s daughter as Almodovar had been leading us to believe, but the boy who unwittingly sexually assaulted her. Best. Revenge. Story. Ever.
5. Take Shelter (dir. Jeff Nichols)
This real world telling of the week leading up to the apocalypse and the man who sees it coming (or such is my interpretation) hit me very strongly. Michael Shannon as Curtis won we over right away. No matter how drastic or crazy his actions may have seemed to everyone else in his small town, I was with him from start to finish. The differences between dream, hallucination and reality are all in the details in a film like this and the clues are there if you can catch them. A wonderful little film with a powerful lead performance by Shannon, supported by the warm, effective Jessica Chastain, nailed exactly what it set out to do. I love it when stories are “secretly genre”. About time travel, about aliens, about a man becoming a prophet, whatever it is, but set in such a real world setting that we as an audience question which direction it will head in until the very end. Unlike movies which call themselves “superheros in a real world” but clearly exist on another plane of reality, movies like Take Shelter ring home and ring true because it’s so far from typical genre fare. The fact that it is all a strong metaphor for how the economic crisis is affecting families across the country makes the film not only powerful on its own, but a true signifier of the times, tapping into our current collective fears on the basest of levels. A wonderful outing by Nichols. I look forward to his work in the future.
Favorite Scene: We start to shift from thinking he is crazy to thinking he might be right when a lightening storm reflects on his face. If he is hallucinating, how is this visible when the camera turns around? He asks “Is anyone seeing this?” And the remainder of the film hurtles toward a conclusion that supports this glimmer.
4. Midnight in Paris (dir. Woody Allen)
We all have a tendency to think we belong in another time period. That people used to have it so good. That we don’t belong here. When the fact of the matter is we are the masters of our own universe and are always capable of reaching the magic of our fantasies in the present. Owen Wilson’s Gil goes through a lot to get there. I see Midnight in Paris as almost a personification of a man going on an educational journey of sorts, reading all the greats in fiction and theory, in finding a journal of someone majestic and inserting himself into her life. But seeing his learning process played out in reality with these famous figures, and with this woman, makes the process of a life lesson all the more enjoyable. Gil learns a lot on his magical journey, but most of all that he can apply everything he has gained into the present as well and make the most of what he has and can have. Paris is the film this year that brought me the most pure joy. A brilliant company of actors having the time of their lives, locations to die for, dialogue an actor must ache to say, this charming Woody Allen flick is easily one of the best of the year.
Favorite Scene: In a clever storytelling move, Gil goes back with Adriana to her favorite era, the 1890s, and makes the decision to return to the present.
3. Melancholia (dir. Lars Von Trier)
I saw this film the earliest of every movie on this list, and it’s one that has stuck with me most through thick and thin over the past several months. From the stunning opening, to the longest wedding scene since The Deer Hunter to the inevitable inching closer of the Melancholia we all try to battle away and cope with in our own ways, the film is at once depressing and uplifting. Even if Melancholia impacting our lives and existence is inevitable, it is up to us how we respond to it and Lars Von Trier presents us with an array of attitudes to adopt and ways to go: the fatalist, the coward, the optimist, the innocent, etc. Ultimately, dealing with tragedy with a curiosity, an honesty, and an understanding are the methods that stand out most. And perhaps the best part of Melancholia? Everyone has a different interpretation and each one I read affects me just as much as the last. With stellar performances all around, deserving of a Best Ensemble award as much as any other film this year, and using the medium of cinema to its fullest degree, Melancholia would be my choice for the “artsy fartsy” slot at the Oscars,though I know it will most likely go to Tree of Life, with an outside chance  of it being Drive, if any "artsy fartsy" film is rewarded at all.
Favorite Scene: Justine’s forelorn new husband says goodbye to her as she is overwhelmed with her depression and he realizes it just won’t work. Her disinterest and his heartbreak are palpable.
2. Hugo (dir. Martin Scorsese)
Scorsese’s latest was an unexpected joy this year. A love letter to cinema much more than the other ode to silent film out this year, for the first time, a director  utilizes the medium of 3D as an integral part of storytelling, perhaps only rivaled this year in necessity, though for different reasons, by Wim Wender’s Pina. Telling a story about a man who dreamed big and put those dreams on celluloid, inspiring the rest of the world is one thing. To use the newest form of technology we have in cinema today to actually make us *feel* how Georges Méliès’ audiences felt when watching his innovative films that pushes the boundaries of what movies could be? That takes a master. We learn about one of the true early auteurs who shied away from the art he loved so for reasons based in upsetting reality, and get to see a beautiful take on this alternative universe tale of the boy who helps him rediscover his passion and the impact he made on the world. This is the film for anyone who has lost sight of their dreams, and in today’s world, that’s just as important as a movie that makes us think about war, about humanity, about the economic crisis, about family, and more, because ultimately, dreams are what keeps us going and Hugo explores this beautifully.
Favorite Scene: Hugo, Isabelle and Rene show up at Méliès’ house and play the film for his wife. Everyone in the room and the audience is moved and reinvigorated.

1. We Need to Talk About Kevin (dir. Lynne Ramsey)

No amount of nurture seems to be able to bring the titular boy in Lynne Ramsay’s bold return to the silver screen out of the darkness. This is a film so relentlessly upsetting that to even think about it is to rip a tiny tear in your soul. Tilda Swinton plays Eva, a mother dealing with her son’s unquenchable thirst for destruction. Screaming nonstop as a baby and staying in diapers till well into elementary school are signs pointing to a defect in the boy, but all the doctors deem him normal.  Still, Eva sees a side to him hidden from the rest of the world. The rot inside of him seems aimed solely at his mother and taking her down one notch at a time. But no matter how disturbed she gets by his actions, and how designed he is to ruin her, he is her son, she loves him, and nothing means more to her than his acceptance, no matter the cost.
Ultimately, Kevin feels the same way about his mother, seeking a deeper connection to the person he felt never truly loved him, as he was initially unwanted and the reason why his mother’s passion for travel had to come to an end. I’ve heard the the film described, specifically by David Ehrlich at Movies.com as a “lovestory” between Kevin and Eva,and I couldn’t agree more. Because we see the film from Eva’s perspective, we relate to her exasperation with him and it isn’t until the movie is long over that we begin to think back on her mothering skills and wonder how much they may have affected Kevin’s outcome and his idea of how to connect with her.
Tilda Swinton bears her soul with the performance of her career, John C. Riley does a fine job as her optimistically oblivious husband, and Jasper Newell and Ezra Miller shine as Kevin. Both (along with toddler Kevin Rock Duer) are stunningly beautiful and portray their up and down moments with a twisted believability.
Favorite Scene: Kevin gets sick to his stomach and for a brief evening, shows his mother the love she craves. Although he resorts to his cruel tendencies the next morning, their bond on that night has repercussions for years to come. Whether his behavior was genuine or part of a plan to upset his mother further is left to the viewer, as all dissections of the emotions running so high in this film are, but no scene better captures the heartbreak of a parent’s worst nightmare coming true, than this all too momentary look into what Eva’s life could have been.
List of films I’ve seen this year can be found here.

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Wednesday, 4 January 2012

12 Most Anticipated Movies of 2012

Posted on 18:36 by jackson
Cross-posted on and commissioned by Film.com



Somehow 2011 is just about over. I know, this seems absurd, what is time? But fret not! Yes, we’re all about to get one year older and the world’s about to end, but we also get to see The Avengers together on the big screen for the first time, so EVERYONE CALM DOWN. It’s actually a great year in many respects, and we’ve decided to break down what we’re looking forward to the most. First up, the movies.
Honorable Mention: G.I. Joe 2: Retaliation (June)
I am one of three people who loved 2009′s G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra and am greatly looking forward to the 2012 sequel, which sees the return of Channing Tatum and Ray Park and introduces a whole bunch of new characters and actors, including Bruce Willis, The Rock, *and* Arnold Vosloo, aka the Mummy himself. Listen, I’m telling you, sneak a six-pack of beer into the theater with you, exercise the third greatest gift on Earth (#muppetsreference), and enjoy. How can it not be brilliant?! Not to mention the trailer kind of makes the film look like the G.I. Joe movie everyone was hoping for in the first place, so who knows? This one might jump past ironic and go straight into great action movie territory.
12. Disney 3-D Re-releases Galore! (All of 2012)
A few months ago, I went to go see The Lion King 3-D with 14, yes FOURTEEN, friends of mine opening weekend. We wept, we sang, we reminisced, and perhaps the best part of the whole thing? Sitting near little kids who would ask their parents questions like “Will Simba come back?” and “Why is the birdie so mad?” It really seemed like the film was designed with 3-D in mind, and I can’t wait to see how Beauty and the Beast, The Little Mermaid, and Monsters Inc. fare with the same treatment. I’m sure Finding Nemo will be beautiful as well, but the film itself doesn’t carry the same nostalgic weight for me or my generation, so that one may not make the opening weekend cut.
11. Wreck It Ralph (November)
What? What is this doing here? The movie that almost stole D23 with its unexpectedly awesome presentation, I’m certain this film will surprise audiences just as much as it surprised the press in Anaheim. Wreck It Ralph tells the story of an 8 bit video game villain, Wreck It Ralph, voiced by John C. Reilly, who is sick of being the bad guy and goes on a quest to become a hero instead. The premise is smart, the voice cast fantastic, the animation creative and fun, and all in all, the film seems fantastic.
10. Prometheus (June)
The long awaited is-it-a-prequel-or-isn’t-it-but-really-it-is to Alien, shot in 3-D and directed by the man himself, Ridley Scott, starring Michael Fassbender, Charlize Theron, Noomi Rapace, Patrick Wilson, Idris Elba, and the list goes on. Written by Damon Lindeloff and boasting some impressive yet elusive preview footage, this film has fans everywhere, myself included, eagerly awaiting its release.
9. Cabin in the Woods (April)
FINALLY. How long have I been waiting for this damn movie? Written by Joss Whedon, directed by the dark, tall, handsome and talented Drew Goddard and starring a collection of stellar 20-somethings, including Thor‘s Chris Hemsworth, Grey’s Anatomy‘s Jesse Williams, Dollhouse‘s Fran Kranz, and mark my words — breakout star Kristin Connolly. And don’t forget about ringers Richard Jenkins and Bradley Whitford. I’m avoiding the trailers for this one, as I’ve heard it gives away a bit too much, but no matter what, I will be seeing this opening weekend. Plus, word on the street is the movie’s fantastic. The countdown has begun.

More after the jump!

8. World War Z (December)
I’m a bad fangirl. I haven’t read World War Z yet. But that still doesn’t stop me from being ecstatically excited to see a serious, large-scale zombie story come to the big screen.World War Z, based on the book by Max Brooks, follows the format of a UN rep interviewing people about the zombie apocalypse, aka — you guessed it — World War Z. The zombie comedy has been mastered, as has the zombie horror, but a full-blown zombie EPIC? Starring Brad Pitt? Bring it on.
7. Skyfall (November)
The long awaited third in the Daniel Craig Bond series will see Sam Mendes trying his hand at a large-scale action film. This installment has a bit more of a focus on M’s backstory, which should be fun, and better yet, Javier Bardem will soon be adding Bond Villain to his impressive resume. While I’m not big on action movies, I am HUGE on spy action movies, and with a November release date, I wonder: could this Bond movie end up on some end-of-year best lists? I mean, Mission Impossible 4 has. Whether or not Bond has a future at the Oscars, expect him to take in huge numbers opening weekend.
6. Django Unchained (December)
Do I need to say anything other than “Tarantino”? The man responsible for a solid handful of my favorite movies returns in December 2012 with this story about an ex-slave who becomes a bounty hunter and sets out on a mission to save his wife from a villainous plantation owner. The film is speckled with folks from Tarantino’s repertoire (Sam Jackson, Christoph Waltz), along with a slew of fresh faces (Leonardo DiCaprio, Joseph Gordon Levitt, Sacha Baron Cohen). I am decidedly not a fan of Jamie Foxx, but if anyone can turn me around on anything, it’s Tarantino.
5. Hunger Games (March)
The first in a trilogy based on the young adult series by Suzanne Collins, if marketing picks up its game in the new year, we can only hope Hunger Games will reach Twilight levels of success. It has the love triangle AND an actual story! A compelling one! And stars an Oscar nominee! All of the ingredients seem to be coming together to create something incredible, if the trailer is any indication. There are still plenty of skeptics out there and all too many who don’t even know what Hunger Games is, so what happens here will definitely be something to watch.
4. The Amazing Spider-Man (July)
The buzz out of Comic-Con was split between overwhelmingly positive in regard to Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone’s portrayal of Peter and Gwen and director Marc Webb’s ability to bring out their chemistry, but was negative surrounding the Lizard test that was shown. Hopefully soon, we’ll get a look at how Lizard has changed since the unfortunate fan reaction, and get even more of a sense of how perfectly Peter Parker Garfield is. I’m in the camp of AHHH CAN’T WAIT for this one, and I hope the unconverted eventually get there too.
3. The Avengers (May)
The Joss Whedon-helmed superhero extravaganza impressed at New York Comic Con with fantastic and reassuring footage that showed off the detail Whedon is clearly giving to character and relationship dynamics. The cast seems like they had the time of their lives, and Tom Hiddleston is just about the best villain there could ever be anywhere for anything. I have beyond high hopes for this one, specifically for Whedon proving to all the naysayers that he has what it takes to deliver such a massive project.
2. The Dark Knight Rises (July)
I saw The Dark Knight four times in theaters. I’m so excited for the last in the Christian Bale trilogy that I refuse to watch any trailers, read any casting news, anything, other than allowing myself the six-minute Bane-arific prologue that played in front of Ghost Protocol. I know I’m seeing this and am determined to remain unspoiled, like I was with The Dark Knight. Because of this fact, I can’t tell you MUCH about The Dark Knight Rises but frankly, I think that’s just fine.
1. The Hobbit (December)
Few films, let alone entire film series, are as magical as the Lord of the Rings, and it was a gift from the universe that Peter Jackson ended up coming on board as director for the two installments of The Hobbit. Perhaps the film on this list that will have the widest appeal, considering the box-office and home-video success of the Lord of the Rings trilogy and the newfound mainstream embracing of fantasy, it’s difficult to argue that any film on this list is being anticipated more across the board. Yes, it’s been a while since the Lord of the Rings films took the globe by storm, but I’m fairly confident that the fervor is still there and will only grow over the next year. Sure, The Dark Knight Rises is the hot ticket right now, but The Hobbit trailer played three times at BNAT earlier this month, causing an explosion of positive buzz on Twitter — and the real promotion for it hasn’t even begun. Stay tuned, folks. This one’s gonna be huge.
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Tuesday, 3 January 2012

Heavy Fire Afghanistan: PS Move Saves A Mediocre Shooter From Total Damnation

Posted on 00:21 by jackson
Cross-posted on and commissioned by Gaming Blend



With motion technology becoming more and more a part of at home gaming, we are beginning to see an influx of more arcade style titles. The latest is the railed shooter Heavy Fire: Afghanistan, which essentially exists just to try and capitalize on the success of the Call of Duty franchise. Unfortunately, this isn't Call of Duty: Motion Sensor, it's Call of Duty Knockoff: Motion Sensor, so it leaves a lot to be desired.

First off, the game opens with a painfully disconnected voiceover paired with a painfully pedestrian backstory. Yikes. Not a good sign. Both a Bukowski quote and the line "My name is Will and this is my story" make an appearance. The graphics are a little 2008, but they get slightly better in the gameplay, once you're past the insufferable cut scenes. All of the humans look more or less like cardboard, but this game isn't about humans it's about inconsequential gunfire!

There are 24 missions in total, 12 in Rookie and 12 in Veteran. This will run you under five hours to play the whole game. Though it is designed for repeatability, giving you the stat screen after every mission with your rank, your accuracy percentage, time played, rounds fired, headshots, etc, I can't imagine anyone caring enough to actually go back and attempt to beat a score.

I get the intention, I get the conceit, and for that arcade rush, Heavy Fire is certainly a fine enough time. The controls are very instinctual, I figured out how to shoot, reload, take cover and throw a grenade without ever consulting a guide of any kind, but the gameplay gets a bit bizarre when using the PS Move for anything other than combat enters the equation. A water tower is about to fall on you, move your controller to the right to not die! Move up to jump! Repeatedly move the controller vertically in an upwards motion to climb the ladder! And so on. Sure, they created a game based around a new technology, so they wanted to use it as much as possible, but honestly, these bits here and there did absolutely nothing to make the game more fun, if anything, the added movement hindered the experience, confusing me every time an icon said to move the controller in a random direction. And when I didn't do it, were there even consequences? At least thanks to the PS Move having lots of awesome potential with its accuracy, the gun movement is exceptionally fluid and stands out as easily the best aspect of the game.

Every two missions you beat, you get an armory point, which allows upgrades like holding more grenades and clips, faster reload, extra health, so on and so forth, for you to choose from. So once you're past the basic beginning levels, things get a little more exciting, as you actually have some options. The game starts to engage you a little bit more by, for example, having an enemy with a machine gun be killable by blowing up the car beneath him. This shooter, while mostly blah, does allow some room for strategy in terms of where you throw a grenade or how quickly you can take out the guys before they take cover or what parts of the environment you can destroy to make taking the enemies out happen a bit more efficiently. Little things that move it beyond being god-awful.

But being happy that a game has a sliver of strategy, strategy that doesn't even enter the gameplay until halfway through, isn't saying much. Aside from the accurate gun controls, the game is pretty worthless. As if the laughable voiceover and "storyline" weren't bad enough, there's never a sense of danger. The enemies just look like they are holding sticks that light up, and if their guns are making any sounds of any kind, it's news to me. I never thought the enemies had the potential to kill or even damage me until the last level. But after being so used to flying through the entire game, the sudden repeat deaths of the final level made me lose all interest entirely. Consistency, people. At least put health out when we need it instead of arbitrarily or try BUILDING in difficulty to adapt the player to what is to come.


Would I recommend buying this? No. Would I recommend renting it? If no other PS Move shooter is available and you're dying to try out the controls, well, sure. The shooting is great fun and that's no easy feat. I've played my fair share of frustratingly impossible-to-handle motion based games this year, so props to Teyon for their work in that department at least. Ultimately though, as much as it pains me to give a hard time to a small company, Heavy Fire: Afghanistan is a completely run of the mill knockoff filled with a little too much Marine propaganda for my taste. Your time can definitely be better spent elsewhere.

Players: 1-4

Platform(s): Playstation 3

Developer: Teyon

Publisher: Mastiff

ESRB: Teen

Rating: 4/10
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